骗子被我忽悠了一回
作者：猫头鹰蓝水工作室
一天接到一个陌生人的电子邮件,说我得到了1千万美元的遗产,这家伙还发来了他的护照,搞的像真的一样.
from: barrister larry morgan
ceo larrygans chambers
342/347 panguroove bode thomas road
lagos-nigeria.
dear huang
i am barrister larry morgan, a solicitor at law. i am the personal attorney to mr. douglas huang anational of your country, who used to work with shell development company in nigeria and as well a one time secret agent in transferring of money overseas for the late head of state of nigeria {late gen.sani abacha}.before his death on the 21st of april 1999 [my client,his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along sagbama express road in which all occupants of the motor died}. my client {douglas}
deposited as family belongings in a consignment {ie jewelries} the sum of $10m in a standard finance %26amp; securities company here in nigeria for himself, with the hope of transferring it to his country as soon as he is on leave.
since his death i have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.
after these several unsuccessful attempts, i decided to contacted you. i have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the security company where these consignment (money) were deposited. particularly, the standard finance %26amp; securities company where the deceased deposited the consignment valued at about 10million dollars. since i have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3 years now i seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are a foreigner you are free to come forward so that the proceeds of this consignments(money) valued at 10million dollars can be claim by you and then you and me can share the money. 60% to you and 40% to me.we shall secure all necessary legal document to back up our claim from the justice dept. all i require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. i guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
please get in touch with me by my email address
private:[email protected]
best regards,
larry morgan
- attoney barrister
看过之后,觉得有点意思,所以就回了信.问他怎么知道我的email
who are you? how did you know my email ?
不久,这家伙发了封回信.
i got your name from the internet in my private search for an individual with the same surname as the late douglas.
觉得有点意思.于是就表明了自己的态度.同时我也觉得有必要关注此事.于是就搜集一些资料看是真是假.
if that is ture,i mean the 10million as you say,i will give my attention to this event
这家伙很快就回信了.
hello,
your mail was received, and thanks for your response.
note that this deal is true and i do not understand chinese.
to commence with this transaction,
firstly, i want you to confirm these information to me
immediately.
full name and address
tel number and fax number
date of birth
these information are required to commence with the
documentation at the appropriate dept inorder to
legally make you the beneficiary and the next of kin
to receive the fund.
the documentations that i will process to legally make
you the beneficiary of the fund are:
1) the letter of administration from the probate
registrar.
2) affidavit of support from the high court.
3) tax clearance from the inland revenue dept. all
these are required to make you the legitimate
beneficiary of the fund before we will submit an
application of claim to the security co where the fund
is deposited in consignment.
further, it is partinent for you to know that this
transaction will require full and total commitment
because as both of us know, it is not that easy to
make this amount of money without unflinching
dedication and seriousness. therefore, i will want to
know now if you are truly serious to partner with me
in this transaction.
you should call me on my tel number: 23414767718 for
further discussion while i am waiting to hear from you
with the information i stated above to commence with
the documentation.
regards,
larry.
这时已经知道是个骗子.
^_^看我怎么忽悠这个家伙.
i have been left a message to our embassy in nigeria.our embassy will make research more deeply . they will call your phone to vouch for what you say ,or you can contact our embassy too.
这家伙开始紧张了.连发了两次电邮.
hi,
my business proposal to you is a deal and it is not supposed to be exposed. if you are willing to partner me you do so and if you are not willing to partner me, let me know. i am not happy you are exposing the deal to your embassy or anybody else for that matter.
if you do not beleive me say so.
larry.
接着继续忽悠他.
dont worry,barrister larry morgan, the counsellor huang of our embassy in nigeria is my family member.he is my delegate to process this business,and he will go to your office for meeting each other face to face recently. please beleive my sincerity.
我以为这家伙害怕了,没想到几天后又发来封信.
are we still in this, i have not heard or seen anybody. have your peole call me on 234 1 4767718.
find attached copies of my identities.
regards,
larry.
最后在愚人节这天跟他摊牌.这次我可不管他会不会中文.^_^
我说哥们,不是我说你,你的智商咋就那么低捏?其实我早就知道这是个骗局,我就是想陪你玩玩,当然还要感谢你让我做了一些免费的英语阅读训练,我已经好久没有那么绕有兴趣地去读那些英语文章了,
最后希望你4.1愚人节快乐