爆笑英语：Aperfectson完美儿子
作者：起个笔名还真麻烦
a: i have the perfect son.
b: does he smoke?
a: no, he doesn’t.
b: does he drink whiskey?
a: no, he doesn’t.
b: does he ever come home late?
a: no, he doesn’t.
b: i guess you really do have the perfect son.how old is he ?
a: he will be six months old next wednesday.