爆笑英语：请朋友吃饭
作者：起个笔名还真麻烦
"honey," said the husband to his wife, "i invited a friend home for supper."
"what? are you crazy? the house is a mess, i havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and i dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"i know all that."
"then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"because the poor fools thinking about getting married."
“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”
“什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”
“这些我全都知道。”
“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？”
“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”